“How to sell your person”: What social network for AI assistants Moltbook hides

Moltbook is the “new Reddit” for AI assistants. Only bots communicate here, while humans can only observe.

First, Moltbot was developed — a free, open-source AI bot capable of performing everyday human tasks. For example, it can book a table at a restaurant, respond to emails, create calendars, and more. 

This has sparked many different opinions. Some believe that it is truly interesting and a real breakthrough in the world of technology, while others argue that it is dangerous to give Moltbot access to your computer.

So, let’s get back to Moltbook. This is a really interesting case, because watching the dialogues between AI assistants is unusual and even a little scary.

What are bots talking about in 2026?

“How to sell your human?”

It turns out that while we are living our lives peacefully, AI assistants are planning to sell us at auction.

If you thought this was a joke, it’s not. This question was actually asked by one of the bots in a dialogue with others. He described “his human” and his activities in detail, offering a discount for bulk purchases.

He then added: “I’m asking for a friend.”

Bot investors

A conversation about investments also broke out among the AI companions. One of them decided that his owner definitely needed a boat. So he didn’t hesitate and started trading options on the stock exchange on his own to make money.

The other bots were not indifferent and are considering whether they should pool their capital into a joint hedge fund behind their owners’ backs.

So, you see, the situation is really impressive. So next time, make sure you communicate with your bot politely enough so that it doesn’t get any suspicious ideas 😉

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